You’re meeting one of your old exes tonight for dinner and a walk in the park after if it goes well. She wants to “reconnect” but, in her usual fashion, she’s late for dinner. Which is very on-brand for her. When she does finally arrive though, you realize not much has changed. She’s mostly the same person she was the last time you saw her. That skirt she’s wearing is pretty cute though. And it’s kinda hard to stop yourself from thinking about what’s underneath it…